CNN reports that at least eight people were killed when a truck carrying them crashed on its side in western India on Sunday.

Of course, that is a tragic accident because lives were lost, but knowing what traffic conditions are like in India takes away any surprise element from this sort of news. Because no matter what your definitions for bad traffic and bad driving are, they represent the best driving conditions if you apply them to Indian traffic.

Check out the video below for an Indian traffic sample.

Caption not required. But seriously, does she look evil?

I happened to stumble upon this site called teensagainstporn.com and I just had to share what I think about it, because it is ridiculous. It is a site about, you guessed it, teens trying to convince the world that porn is the biggest evil, the reason why we can’t have nice things and the cause of death for Bambi‘s mother.

If you visit the site and go to their “are you serious?” page, which is their equivalent of an “about” page, there’s this guy being a stupid judgemental as***le towards everyone who enjoys porn and masturbation.

Justification of porn or masturbation is for self-righteous losers who refuse to face their weakness and want to legalize their existence as men who won’t fight and won’t die to themselves to become true servants and true leaders in the world around them.

- Bander (19)

So they want to convince people to accept their belief that porn and masturbation are morally wrong by calling them “self-righteous losers?” Whoa there kids, those are some hardcore porn persuasion skills you’ve got going on. I’m not even going to talk about the part that mentions becoming “true servants and true leaders,” because I have absolutely no idea what the fu** it is about. Sounds like someone had too many happy pills.

Mel Gibson wrote that. (via amazingaustralia.com)

Mel Gibson’s dirty racist self decided to move back to Australia, where he grew up and practiced phone shouting in the outback, while riding wild kangaroos. He sold his New York mansion, put his Malibu home for sale, and told his imaginary friends that leaving the USA is for the best. But they couldn’t let him leave without offering some friendly help.

“Change is the law of life.”

- John Fitzgerald Kennedy

So the internet saw this video of an old man dancing at Auschwitz and took serious offense to it, saying it was a disrespectful act, simply “too much.”

The video shows Adolek Kohn (89, Holocaust survivor) dancing to “I Will Survive” with his daughter and her three children at Auschwitz, the former Nazi concentration camp. Obviously, the video was not created to offend anyone, but rather to celebrate survival and change. And of course everyone is entitled to their opinion about whether the action is offensive or not, but ultimately opinions are just opinions, and they can’t be “right” or “wrong.”

Polar bear facepalms upon hearing the news.

You guessed it, nothing big happened today.

AllThingsDigital reports that Justin Bieber’s “Baby” music video (248 million views at the time of this posting) just surpassed Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” (246 million views) as the most watched YouTube video of all time.

I am proud to say that I’ve never heard anything sung by Bieber, but apparently the chorus to “Baby” is absolutely incredible, having the word “baby” repeated around 18 times. I am genuinely surprised he didn’t forget the lyrics while recording it, as he sounds dumber than a fat marmot in his interviews.