Wow, the movie world is on fire today, eclipsing most other news stories in my news reader. This one is almost as dumb as Gibson‘s decision to let his mouth articulate what his brain was thinking.
Apparently the Final Destination movie franchise still has some juice left in it, because New Line Cinema decided to work on a 5th title. The thought process leading to the decision was simple: the fourth movie grossed nearly $185 million on $40 million budget so it was a cash cow. Nobody kills the cash cow. But they might have done just that with their uninspired title for this last one – or it might prove to be brilliant, too soon to tell. Check it out below.

Smart title fail emphasized with extreme Paint job.
That’s right, they named it “5nal Destination,” in an attempt to be 1337 (leet) and connect with the teen demographic. I’m not sure how much you know about “leetspeak” but you don’t spell “Final” as “5nal.” And while “5nal” does not directly translate to “anal” either, that’s the closest thing to it and what most people think when they see the title. “Fivenal” doesn’t really make much sense and leads to “anal,” again. Whoever came up with “5nal” the idea should be fired, or sent to a gay club.
But maybe it’s all just an intricate plan to place an inappropriate joke somewhere in the movie. You know, some pipe or something sticks in someone’s rear and he/she(?) says a really funny thing or makes some funny eyes.
Anyway, here’s the opening disaster:
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