In order to accommodate Steve Jobs’ rapidly expanding ego and prevent the creation of a catastrophic rip in the space-time continuum, Apple’s new spaceship looking headquarters will be larger than the Pentagon.
For a better idea on how huge that is, if they were to turn it into a storage facility it could easily fit a cruise ship, a U.S. nuclear aircraft carrier, a U.S. Navy Blimp, a WWII battleship, the Empire State Building, Kim Kardashian’s ass and a supertanker.
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