First, I read about this 36 year old man from Australia who tried to ride a 1,800lb, 16ft long saltwater crocodile (and survived the attempt). I say to myself, okay, that’s just crazy stuff people do when drunk. You stop thinking and get way too social or brave for your own good. He just happened to get brave (or social?) enough to want to hang out on the back of a crocodile. Or maybe he thought he could be the next Steve Irwin. Either way, he obviously got too drunk and forgot this song:
And even though the man kind of got maimed by the croc, you’ve gotta admit, that level of stupidity is funny.
So after the giggles from the croc story vanished, I stumble upon another fun Australian one. This time it involves a police Christmas party, drunk officers, and a penis piercing.
Australian police Sergeant Andrew Lawrance is about to lose his job after performing a unique “party trick” by attaching a bottle opener to his penis piercing and opening a beer bottle with it. Sounds like harmless drunk fun, but his ultimate boss, Police Commissioner Andrew Scipione, was offended and wants the officer gone from the force.
Ouch, what a way to get fired. And I’m guessing that if he doesn’t get canned, he’s going to have to learn a new trick for this year’s Christmas party. I wonder what that’s gonna be. Probably something like what’s in the picture below.
Stupid party trick. (image via poethelena.com)
There’s got to be something fishy in whatever alcohol the Aussies drink. There are drunk people everywhere, but only in Australia they’re this funny. Thank you, Australia, for the laughs.
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