As you all know, beeologists have been worried for a while that bees are dying off on a global scale. But they’re wrong and their fears are unfounded. Bee populations aren’t dying off, their numbers are declining because they’re being kidnapped by the Chinese.
Apparently China is fighting an ongoing war against American White Moths and needs all the bees it can get to win it. To that end, Chinese forestry officials have recently released 600 million (!) bees into the forests surrounding the northern Chinese city of Baoding. Their hopes are that the bees will slaughter the American scum.
