Californian treasure-hunter Bill Warren is getting ready to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars to search the North Arabian Sea for Osama Bin Laden’s body. Why? Because he’s rich and his tinfoil hat is itching.
“We do this because we are patriotic Americans and feel that President Obama failed to provide the proof. I do not trust my government or Obama.”
He intends to locate and recover the body and cook it with exotic spices run a DNA test on the ship to confirm his identity.
This is probably the most idiotic thing a treasure hunter could possibly do since there’s nothing to be gained from it, but hey, it’s going to employ a lot of people so I guess it’s not that bad.
