Pirates are the natural predators of stupid people.
News out of Denmark is that a Danish sailboat with four adults and three children on board has been captured by pirates while crossing the Indian Ocean. Shiver me timbers!
The unfortunate event happened only two days after four Americans were killed in a hostage standoff in the same area. So, naturally, one has to ask: what the hell were these people thinking navigating in pirate-infested waters with children on board?
“Oh, pirates just killed 4 people in those waters? WE HAVE TO SAIL THROUGH THERE! IT WILL BE A TRUE ADVENTURE!” – stupid captain
I hope the kids won’t be harmed, but I don’t really care what happens to the adults. They got what they asked for.
