Because he said so!

Have you ever wondered what kind of chemistry The Simpsons and Breaking Bad would have if they accidentally ended up in the same bed at a cheap motel? Me neither. But what I did always wonder is what Ned Flanders does in his spare time. You know, other than diddly doodlin’ his neighborino.

Now I know…

According to Google’s analysis of its search data for the past 12 months, these 10 topics represent the things that mattered the most in 2011. It’s quite depressing that other than Japan’s Fukushima disaster we’ve only been interested in celebrities and gadgets/entertainment.

Thankfully, Google’s own take on the biggest moments of the year offers a better picture of what really mattered.

The MPAA and RIAA have recently tried to portray MegaUpload as one of the world’s leading “rogue” sites, saying that it steals American content, money, jobs and damages the economy. However, P Diddy, Will.i.am, Alicia Keys, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, The Game, Mary J Blige , Kim Kardashian, Floyd Mayweather and Jamie Foxx disagree with that. And they’ve made a song to prove just how much they love MegaUpload!

Best “screw you!” message of the year.

PS: Of course all of these artists were paid to do the jingle, but it’s still cool that they’ve agreed to do it!

Quite literally.

Oh man, did I say blowing a fish? I meant Blowfish.

Blowfish is a recently approved hangover drug containing aspirin, caffeine and a stomach-soothing agent. The tree ingredients are packaged as effervescent tablets which promise to knock out hangover symptoms in as little as 15 minutes. Not bad!

Blowfish creator Brenna Haysom had this to say about hangovers and her drug:

So many people see hangovers as a shameful or embarrassing thing. I think of them as just a fact of life.

 

The magic of the effervescent tablet is that it hits your system much faster than getting a cup of coffee, taking an antacid and taking some aspirin separately.

 

I definitely don’t encourage people to get obliterated. This is a really effective product for people who have a couple too many: A happy hour that goes a little long, or holiday parties are a perfect example … and they wake up feeling terrible. This gets you functioning again quickly.

A single dose of Blowfish, which consists of two effervescent tablets, will cost you $2.99. If you’re perpetually drunk and want to be economical, you can grab a twenty-five hangover pack for $49.99. It is currently available in Ricky’s NYC stores or online at ForHangovers.com. Sucks if you’re an European drunk as Blowfish is currently available in the US only.

via nydailynews