Female Chinese worker: “I want them to know me, we put a lot of effort into this product and when they use it, please use it with care.”

It’s almost like nothing ever happened…

Because he said so!

Have you ever wondered what kind of chemistry The Simpsons and Breaking Bad would have if they accidentally ended up in the same bed at a cheap motel? Me neither. But what I did always wonder is what Ned Flanders does in his spare time. You know, other than diddly doodlin’ his neighborino.

Now I know…

According to Google’s analysis of its search data for the past 12 months, these 10 topics represent the things that mattered the most in 2011. It’s quite depressing that other than Japan’s Fukushima disaster we’ve only been interested in celebrities and gadgets/entertainment.

Thankfully, Google’s own take on the biggest moments of the year offers a better picture of what really mattered.

The MPAA and RIAA have recently tried to portray MegaUpload as one of the world’s leading “rogue” sites, saying that it steals American content, money, jobs and damages the economy. However, P Diddy, Will.i.am, Alicia Keys, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Chris Brown, The Game, Mary J Blige , Kim Kardashian, Floyd Mayweather and Jamie Foxx disagree with that. And they’ve made a song to prove just how much they love MegaUpload!

Best “screw you!” message of the year.

PS: Of course all of these artists were paid to do the jingle, but it’s still cool that they’ve agreed to do it!