Quite literally.

Oh man, did I say blowing a fish? I meant Blowfish.

Blowfish is a recently approved hangover drug containing aspirin, caffeine and a stomach-soothing agent. The tree ingredients are packaged as effervescent tablets which promise to knock out hangover symptoms in as little as 15 minutes. Not bad!

Blowfish creator Brenna Haysom had this to say about hangovers and her drug:

So many people see hangovers as a shameful or embarrassing thing. I think of them as just a fact of life.

 

The magic of the effervescent tablet is that it hits your system much faster than getting a cup of coffee, taking an antacid and taking some aspirin separately.

 

I definitely don’t encourage people to get obliterated. This is a really effective product for people who have a couple too many: A happy hour that goes a little long, or holiday parties are a perfect example … and they wake up feeling terrible. This gets you functioning again quickly.

A single dose of Blowfish, which consists of two effervescent tablets, will cost you $2.99. If you’re perpetually drunk and want to be economical, you can grab a twenty-five hangover pack for $49.99. It is currently available in Ricky’s NYC stores or online at ForHangovers.com. Sucks if you’re an European drunk as Blowfish is currently available in the US only.

via nydailynews

Take this info with a grain of salt, because the data is based on self reports. And we all know how men are when it comes to talking about how big their dongs are. A 5 turns into a 10 and a 2 turns into a 5.

To be honest, I’m actually more inclined to think this is a map of Europe’s biggest liars.

PS: if you’re American, don’t despair. The measurements are in centimeters, not inches. We’re not donkeys over here.

via alphadesigner

Despite the fact that it looks a little awkward and tiresome, playing Skyrim this way seems to be a lot of fun!

After all, pepper spray is a food product, essentially.

This is what will happen if you do. Oh and, happy Thanksgiving!