Some dude defaced a church sign in Carolina and made it say that Beyonce’s baby is the spawn of Satan. These guys fell for it:

Now, I’ve done my own research into this matter and came to the conclusion that this is nothing but a scheme by the Russians. I mean, if you rearrange the letters in “retards” (which these people obviously are) you’ll get “Red Tsar.” Who was the Red Tsar? Joseph Stalin! These are his people in a mission to vilify America and its celebrities! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!11!1one1one

Back in  March 2009, a New York man by the name of Gilberto Sanchez bought a workprint copy of the X-Men: Wolvering movie at a street corner near his home.

Because he had the copy a month before the theatrical release of the film, he thought he’d put it online so that other people would enjoy it too. Unfortunately for him, though, Fox heard about it and tracked him down, dragging him to court.

Sanchez pleaded guilty in March to one count of uploading a copyrighted work being prepared for commercial distribution. He admitted he put the workprint of the film on Megaupload.com in March 2009 and publicized the posting on other websites.

 

“Although Fox was able to get defendant’s Wolverine workprint removed from his Megaupload account within approximately one day, by then, the damage was done and the film had proliferated like wildfire throughout the Internet, resulting in up to millions of infringements,” prosecutors said in court documents.

On Monday, US District Judge Margaret Morrow described Sanchez’s actions as ”extremely serious” and sentenced him to one year in federal prison, much to the disapproval of internet pirates.

Now, if you think about the sentence from a pirate’s perspective, it looks as if the justice system is broken and unjust. And it is, but not in this case. This time, I think the sentencing was spot on. I mean, it’s one thing when someone uploads a movie months after it had its theatrical release, and an entirely different thing when an unfinished workprint is shared before the movie had the chance to earn anything. I’m not saying either of these are justified, but the latter is major a dick move that can have significant financial consequences for the studio. Besides, one year isn’t that much time and I’m sure Sanchez couldn’t have afforded to pay damages to Fox even if he wanted to.

So yeah, pirates, I’m sorry but this guy deserved it. You could say that he was a moronic, unethical pirate.

via hollywoodreporter

Quite literally.

Only a true (photoshop) God could make Lindsay look this hot. I mean, look at her. She actually looks attractive!

I’m sure that at some point or another we’ve all wondered what supermodels eat/do to look as slim as they do, but there has never been a definitive answer to that question. The idea in the minds of most people was that they simply starved themselves into those magazine looks. But that’s not exactly accurate.

While a supermodel diet isn’t one that contains large portions of burgers and French fries, it’s not one of starvation either. In an interview with a Telegraph fashion reporter, Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima revealed what her pre-catwalk preparation routine and diet are like.

Lima, 30, has been working out every day with a personal trainer since August. For the last three weeks, she’s been working out twice a day.

 

“It is really intense, it’s not really the amount of time you spend working out, it’s the intensity: I jump rope, I do boxing, I lift weights, but I get bored doing that. If I am not moving I get bored very easily.”

 

She sees a nutritionist, who has measured her body’s muscle mass, fat ratio and levels of water retention. He prescribes protein shakes, vitamins and supplements to keep Lima’s energy levels up during this training period. Lima drinks a gallon of water a day. For nine days before the show, she will drink only protein shakes – “no solids”. The concoctions include powdered egg. Two days before the show, she will abstain from the daily gallon of water, and “just drink normally”.

 

Then, 12 hours before the show, she will stop drinking entirely. ”No liquids at all so you dry out, sometimes you can lose up to eight pounds just from that,” she says.

As you can see, starvation isn’t part of the picture — or else she wouldn’t be able to make it through the intense workouts. Sure, the diet is harsh and it takes a lot of effort to make it work, but I’m willing to bet it’s healthier than the burger & TV diets of most regular folks.

via fashion.telegraph

These past few days have been on fire in terms of celebrity/entertainment news.

First there was Kim Kardashian’s divorce after just 72 days of marriage. Not very unexpected or of particular importance, but everyone seemed to obsess about it for a couple of days.

After that, the spotlight was placed on Julian Assange, the 40-year-old Australian hacker who founded Wikileaks. Two judges at London’s High Court have decided that a previous ruling calling for his extradition to Sweden must be upheld, meaning the whistleblower could face trial in Sweden in as little as 14 days — unless his lawyers manage to appeal his case at the Supreme Court.

But then news of a sex scandal involving Justin Bieber broke out, and oh boy, this could get huge and mute everything else. And I don’t mean huge in terms of importance, but huge in terms of “everyone will be talking about it.”

In case you haven’t heard about it yet, a 20-year-old California woman by the name of Mariah Yeater claims that she and Justin Bieber had sex backstage at the Staples Center and that the singer left her pregnant with Tristyn Anthony Markhouse Yeater, who is now 3 months old.

The woman recently filed a paternity lawsuit asking for a paternity test and financial support.

Here’s how the Mariah, pictured below, described her encounter to the court:

“After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom.

 

We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.

 

In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything.

 

Justin then “quickly took off my clothes,” she said — and the pair had sex.

 

He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds.”

The sex was consensual, but according to California Penal Code Section 261.5(b), sex between anyone over 18 and a minor under 18 is always considered “statutory rape” because the minor cannot legally consent to it. So if the mother wins her case in court she gets a misdemeanor as a bonus.

As for what Justin Bieber’s alleged baby looks like, here he is.

If the woman’s story will prove to be true, Bieber will have lost both his virginity and his career in those 30 seconds of fun. If she’s lying, however, Mariah will probably be lynched by a mob of angry preteen girls.