Mel Gibson wrote that. (via amazingaustralia.com)

Mel Gibson’s dirty racist self decided to move back to Australia, where he grew up and practiced phone shouting in the outback, while riding wild kangaroos. He sold his New York mansion, put his Malibu home for sale, and told his imaginary friends that leaving the USA is for the best. But they couldn’t let him leave without offering some friendly help.

Polar bear facepalms upon hearing the news.

You guessed it, nothing big happened today.

AllThingsDigital reports that Justin Bieber’s “Baby” music video (248 million views at the time of this posting) just surpassed Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” (246 million views) as the most watched YouTube video of all time.

I am proud to say that I’ve never heard anything sung by Bieber, but apparently the chorus to “Baby” is absolutely incredible, having the word “baby” repeated around 18 times. I am genuinely surprised he didn’t forget the lyrics while recording it, as he sounds dumber than a fat marmot in his interviews.

In case you haven’t heard about it and have no idea what this movie is about, well, you haven’t missed much. It’s a movie about the creation of social privacy intrusion tool wonder Facebook, that’s being marketed as a dark, thrilling drama.

Probably the main attraction of the flick is the behind of the chick seen at 1:29. After a thorough visual inspection it looks like it might be hotter than the 2000 degrees Fahrenheit atmosphere of the first cometary planet discovered.

Wow, the movie world is on fire today, eclipsing most other news stories in my news reader. This one is almost as dumb as Gibson‘s decision to let his mouth articulate what his brain was thinking.

Apparently the Final Destination movie franchise still has some juice left in it, because New Line Cinema decided to work on a 5th title. The thought process leading to the decision was simple: the fourth movie grossed nearly $185 million on $40 million budget so it was a cash cow. Nobody kills the cash cow. But they might have done just that with their uninspired title for this last one – or it might prove to be brilliant, too soon to tell. Check it out below.

Do I look nuts to you? Do I?

“OMG HOW??!?!” you might ask. To which I will answer with: he didn’t physically kill himself. He just killed his public figure self. Fo’ realz this time.

According to radaronline.com:

Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” and his words are on audio tape.
Radar has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

On January 30, 2009, there was a video of a kid after dentist posted on YouTube. A really funny video.

That video turned viral. It also turned into gold for its creators. $150k worth of it.

You probably know which video it is by now, right? It’s David After Dentist.