The reason I had to share this is because seeing Zach Galifianakis without a beard is an extremely rare sight. Just like unicorns. Actually, no, this is rarer than that. I’ve seen unicorns before but I’ve never seen this.

Apparently fame has ruined Emma Watson’s love life by making guys afraid to approach her.

I say to my friends, ‘Why hasn’t X called me? Why doesn’t anyone ever pursue me? They’re like, ‘Probably because they’re intimidated.’

It must be the fame wall. It must be the circus that goes around me. Me, as a person, I find it hard to believe I would be intimidating.

I constantly get stuff like, do I have a magic wand I can sort things out with? Or guys come up to me and go, ‘Where’s Harry? Where’s Ron?’

Sometimes, maybe because they feel intimidated, they feel they have to knock me down. They know perfectly well who I am, but they’ll ask me, ‘How are the Narnia films going?’

Fear not Emma, I’ll date you! I’ll be the best boyfriend you’ve ever had! Call me.

Normally I’m not a jealous guy, but JUSTIN, TAKE YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND’S BOOBS BEFORE I CUT THEM OFF AND FEED THEM TO MY LIONS!

Thank you, police escort car from Florence, Italy.

Sore because the last time his material sold well was over ten years ago, Moby (a dick, but not the Dick) says the songs of Ke$ha, Rihanna, Britney Spears and the Black Eyed Peas don’t qualify as music. In an interview with Spinner.com, the once edgy artist said:

“It’s fun, but I don’t think of it as music. It’s manufactured*. I appreciate it as pop culture phenomenon and some of the songs I like if I hear them in a shopping mall or something, but it doesn’t function as music for me. Music is something that communicates emotion and integrity in a really interesting, direct way. And when I listen to the pop music you’re describing, it’s hyper-produced corporate product. That isn’t really even a criticism, but I just think calling it music is a misnomer.

It’s advertising for ringtones.”

In other news, Beethoven says Moby is not music. Also, “Moby you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 45 year old bald headed f*g, blow me. You don’t know me, you’re too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno” (Eminem).

*that’s rich coming from someone who makes 4/4 electronic dance music

In the sneak peak of a long interview with Financial Times due to be published this weekend, Lady Gaga talks about how the media got the Gaga/Madonna comparison all wrong and what she’s doing with her mountains of cash.

Now, the Madonna thing doesn’t interest me at all but the money one does. Why? Because when asked what she’s done with the $90 million Forbes estimates she earned over the past 12 months, she said:

The only big things I’ve purchased are my dad’s heart valve and a Rolls Royce for my parents, for their anniversary. And that was only because my dad had a Lady Gaga license plate on our old car and it was making me crazy because he was getting followed everywhere, so I bought him a new car. Other than that, I put everything in the show and I actually went bankrupt after the first extension of the Monster Ball.

Unless her dad’s heart valve was made out of solid gold and the Rolls Royce had diamond windows and used orphan tears for fuel, the bankruptcy thing is a big ole’ pile of grade A BS.

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