First off, no, this teleconference isn’t even remotely similar to the way Hollywood portrays the FBI. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. It’s as dumb as dull as it can get, and the only real thing “revealed” in it is that there’s a lot of bureaucratic time wasting going on.

The BBC has a meaty write-up on the subject if you’re into reading lots of words. If you don’t want to read too many words but are curious as to how Anonymous managed to gain access to the conference call, well, it was thanks to an email intercept containing the login information. Pretty nifty on Anon’s part, pretty dumb on FBI’s part. Although, considering how boring this call was, I think they could just make all their conference calls public because nobody would want to listen in.

Buses these days have no respect!

After the internet’s major victory against SOPA/PIPA yesterday, the US Government has decided to show everyone that it can already do whatever the [censored] it pleases.

And just like that, they’ve shut down the file-sharing site Megaupload and arrested its owners. They’ve also indicted all of the website’s staff.

This is how I reacted when I heard the news.

Guess who won.

Some dude defaced a church sign in Carolina and made it say that Beyonce’s baby is the spawn of Satan. These guys fell for it:

Now, I’ve done my own research into this matter and came to the conclusion that this is nothing but a scheme by the Russians. I mean, if you rearrange the letters in “retards” (which these people obviously are) you’ll get “Red Tsar.” Who was the Red Tsar? Joseph Stalin! These are his people in a mission to vilify America and its celebrities! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!11!1one1one

Orange juice prices have hit a record high.

Orange juice prices have climbed to $2.12 a pound over the past few days, marking an increase of about 25% since the beginning of the year. The reasons behind this dramatic price surge are safety concerns about juice from Brazil, and cold weather in Florida.

Trying to speak on the matter after having an OJ-less breakfast, president Obama had this face to show:

via bbc