The hair might be from him.

I know there is a market for everything, but damn this product is so mind blowing it has no competition yet.

An art exhibition in London is selling Jam that is supposedly made from one of Princess Diana’s hairs. Sam Bompas is the food architect behind it, and he calls his jam “occult jam,” saying it is both art and food. He says he bought the hair on eBay for $10 from a U.S. celebrity hair collector.

You’ve probably heard by now about the two headed kitten (or is it two-faced?) born in West Virginia last month. If you haven’t, check out the video below.

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. To rob it.

Wait wait, I have another one.

What did the cat burglar say to the store clerk? CAN I HAS YOUR MONEY?

The NY Post writes that a catwoman robber is on the loose in New York City. They say she robbed several stores of nearly $600 and never licked herself  (very weird).

Why does this matter to me? Well, check the picture below, it contains two reasons.

London’s luxury department store, Harrods, is said to have a very special item for sale during the month of July. Introducing: the $790,310 Douche McDouche bathtub. Pic right below.

The BBC wrote a story about this octopus that’s living somewhere in a German aquarium and is supposed to have “psychic” powers. Yes, you read it right, psychic powers – just like Yoda. He even speaks the same way.

Anyway, at first I thought the whole article was a joke. I mean, who would run a story about a psychic octopus that predicts football (a.k.a. soccer) results, right? But it’s not a joke. There are German people who are actually superstitious enough to believe in such BS, which is extremely good news for their future-reading-luck-altering gypsy industry!

Turns out that if you’re actively commenting on YouTube vids, people will use the occasion to send you random spam messages promoting their stuff. So, yesterday this random dude sent me a link to one vid he uploaded that was about the Gulf oil spill situation and how the government is trying to cover it up or something (I’m not sure because I didn’t watch all of it). And while I’m not sure about the video, the comments people posted made my day. One of them in particular was absolutely full of LOL. Here it is: