Look at that bear facepalming himself.

This is another one of those times when someone pretends the internet is in some sort of danger and they try to put forth some law to “protect” it.

Old creep.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who in case you didn’t know is the President of Iran, said in an interview with the Associated Press on Sunday that “we consider ourselves to be a human force and a cultural power and hence a friend of other nations. We have never sought to dominate others or to violate the rights of any other country. Those who insist on having hostilities with us, kill and destroy the option of friendship with us in the future, which is unfortunate because it is clear the future belongs to Iran and that enmities will be fruitless.”

That is coming from the same uncultured jerk who not long ago called for Israel to be “wiped off the map.”

Don't stare at her or you'll be cursed and turn to wood.

It appears that politicians in Romania have dropped plans to tax fortune tellers and witches because they fear they’ll be cursed by them. And you thought your politicians were stupid pricks?

What’s next, getting a $100bn loan from the World Bank to buy a money spell from them? A witch hunt?

via sky

Freshly dug graves in the south of Iran.

The semi-official (whatever that means) Iranian news agency FARS has posted video footage of freshly dug mass graves in southern Iran, that it says are prepared for US soldiers in case they invade to stop the country’s nuclear program.

The Iranian president says the octopus is guilty of spreading "western propaganda and superstition."

This man has lost it. While I sort of agree with him on the fact that the octopus has been used to spread superstition, the other accusation is just downright silly (ok, it’s stupid). How can an animal be guilty of political actions?

Or maybe if he really believes the octopus is being so political, he should ask its keepers to make it predict whether Iran will be invaded or not. Now that would be political – and controversial!

On a sort of related note, this is what happens when a man argues with an animal (spoiler – animal wins):