George Clooney’s Satellite Sentinel Project set up to monitor the spiraling violence in Sudan has a stunning report out today with convincing evidence showing “a campaign of systematic mass killing of civilians in Kadugli, South Kordofan” in the south-central area of the country.
Oh.my.god. Are you reading what I’m reading? Because what I’m reading is saying that George Clooney has a satellite!
You may think I’m being insensitive to Sudan’s increasing violence, but the truth is that it’s hard to be surprised by pictures of dead bodies when you just found out George Clooney has a satellite! There’s nothing surprising about someone discovering dead bodies in Africa, but a Cloonsat on the other hand, whoa…
I mean, not only has he been voted “Sexiest Man Alive” and is dating ridiculously gorgeous women, the man also has the coolest gadget ever. All he needs to do now is move into a hollowed-out mountain and he’ll be a real-life Batman.Read More