This is what will happen if you do. Oh and, happy Thanksgiving!

It’s been just a few days since the US Congress declared pizza a vegetable and someone has already managed to beat the stupidity of that!

Meet Megyn Kelly, Fox News anchor and part time dumb blonde, who believes pepper spray is “like a derivative of actual pepper, it’s a food product, essentially.”

In other news, fast food vendors are expected to begin serving hot dogs with mustard gas. Mustard gas is a food product, essentially.

South Korean politics are intense!

A South Korean lawmaker threw tear gas in the face of his opponents today in an attempt to stop the country’s ruling party from ratifying a free trade agreement with the United States. The deal was later approved by the National Assembly, but not before Kim Seon-dong plunged the chamber into the chaos by setting off the gas canister on the floor.

I think Russian TV is a pretty cool guy. eh does what it wants and doesnt afraid of anything.

Now, in case you don’t speak Russian, this is what the anchor said: “gibberish gibberish gibberish gibberish gibberish Amerikanski President Barak Obama ..l..”

There’s a lot of talk about the promise and potential of nanotechnologies, but we rarely get to see them used for anything practical (especially in the consumer market). Here’s a really cool exception to that rule.

Ross Technology Corp. needed a better way to reduce corrosion on the steel products. When they couldn’t find a suitable one, they worked on creating something on their own. And eventually they hit upon a slick product that’s led to a whole new business. That product is NeverWet, a silicon-based spray-on coating that repels water and heavy oils.

Just as doomsday predictor Harold Camping retired from his position at Family Radio and stopped making new doomsday predictions, a “new” wacko showed up in town to pick up the slack.

Although he didn’t give any specific date for his end of times parade, Pat Robertson said on The 700 Club that the recent earthquakes in Oklahoma are a sign of the End Times and that people must “get right with the Lord.” Back in August, Robertson suggested that a crack in the Washington Monument created by a Virginia earthquake was “a sign from the Lord” too.

In this latest interview, Robertson warned that the “intensity of earthquake activity” is a Sign of the Times.

“These continents aren’t solid. They float and they move. And that’s just one more reason that we need to get ourselves right with the Lord.”

You know what else isn’t solid, floats and moves? Your stool after eating spicy Mexican food. But you don’t get right with the Lord because of it.

Anyway, one thing is certain. The end is coming — for Pat Robertson. He is 81-years-old, after all. A true dinosaur.