FOR THE LORD!

Thanks to this new thing going on in Texas you can now keep the image of a devout Christian mother while pole dancing in 6 inch platform heels. No, seriously.

As long as you call it Pole Fitness for Jesus there’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing it. At least that’s what Crystal Deanes (the Christian stripper pole dancer who came up with the idea) is saying.

I think there’s nothing wrong with what I do. You know, I teach women to feel good about themselves, I teach them to be empowered. So, anybody who wants to judge me feel free to do it, but I’m good with God so that’s what’s important to me and I really don’t care what people think.

I don’t teach women to be strippers.

Who cares what people think, this is for Jesus! How else is he going to keep his pole fit, right?

 

 

Up next: Christian Prostitutes for Jesus – giving head while citing Scripture.  God’s totally cool with that.

PS: Is that a Playboy bunny tattooed above her ankle at 1:44?



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