Whoa, what happened?
You know those cliche scenes in TV and film when a woman cheats with a guy and hides him in the closet when her partner suddenly arrives at home? Well, they happen in real life, too.
A couple from the U.S. city of Corvallis, Oregon, woke up yesterday to find a naked “stranger” in their closet.
“I walked over there and pushed the towel out of the way, and there’s, like, a guy sitting there naked, masturbating,” Puckett says. “I just stood there looking at him, like, ‘What are you doing?’”
Puckett believes the man had been staying with a roommate in the basement of his building and somehow managed to climb to the third floor.
“He snuck up here in the middle of the night, probably around 5 or 6 in the morning,” Puckett says. “(He) had walked through when we were sleeping and went in the closet and was doing whatever.”
Now, there are some things that don’t make much sense to me in this story. How did a naked man pick the lock on their door? Or if he got in through the window, how do you climb 3 floors naked? And why was one of their windows open the whole night, in November (with temperatures around 39°F in that city)?
What I’m thinking is that the girlfriend has some explaining to do… Unless her partner is as dumb as that army guy who believed his wife got pregnant watching 3D porn (alone). But regardless of what really happened there, what everyone needs to remember is that he’s climbin’ your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up tryin’ to rape ‘em so y’all need to hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband ’cause they rapin’ e’rybody out here.
