Vampire lesbians are relevant to the topic.

I know what you’re thinking after reading the title, but no, it’s not that, it’s worse. The couple wanted to suck his blood (probably to get superpowers).

Police say the victim, Robert Maley, was staying with his “friends,” Aaron Homer and his girlfriend, Amanda Williamson. Maley let the couple suck his blood before (no rent money?), but this time he told them he wasn’t interested, throwing the wannabe vampires into a stupidity blood frenzy which made them stab his arms.

Now there are a couple of things I’m curious about. How do people who consider each other friends end up stabbing one other? And how many Twilight fans can look me in the eye and tell me vampire pop culture doesn’t f*ck people up?

Oh and one other thing, since the vampire guy had a girlfriend, why didn’t he wait for her monthly, you know… to drink it? I’m not gonna be any more specific on this one because it’s too gross.

A video report in which you can see the inbred-looking vampires is below.

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  • Gilded33

    Even though this was wrong you are putting the whole culture down from something that happened like this. its people like you who see the wrong side of things and do not like to appreciate different cultures no matter how different they are

  • http://armannd.com/ Titus-Armand

    Enlighten me, what’s the bright side of vampirism?