
The Danish People’s Party and the Conservative Party are arguing over a very serious matter these days: showing naked female breasts in an introductory film about Denmark.
The People’s Party wants to have plenty of naked boobies in the film because it believes they will “scare away (Muslim) fundamentalists” from applying to stay in Denmark, but the Conservatives say “bare breasts are not a protection against fundamentalism. Quite on the contrary. Fundamentalists as so sex crazy that bare breasts would make them flock to the country. Perhaps one should try naked pigs and pork – that’ll keep them away…” LOL, Denmark, I love you.
Politics aside though, if one of the requirements for living in Denmark is having the ability to stare at a woman’s breasts, show me which documents to sign!


