That is exactly what you think it is. Darth Vader in a bank. (photo from Gothamist.com)

New York has to be one of the coolest cities on earth. Just a few weeks ago Catwoman was on the loose enjoying a robbery spree, and you’ll never guess what happened today. Freakin’ Darth Vader robbed a bank!

Unfortunately, I don’t believe his creativity went beyond the costume, so there are lots of fun opportunities lost there. Just imagine him entering the bank with that costume and one of those Darth Vader voice gadgets and saying:

This is a robbery. Do not sound the alarm or I will use the Force… of this handgun.

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All your money is belong to me.(photo from Gothamist.com)

The guy sitting on the floor behind him looks quite terrified. But the results his story will have on women will be priceless.

So I was at this bank the other day, depositing another $100.000, when all of a sudden OMG DARTH VADER COMES IN AND KILLS EVERYONE USING THE FORCE. I barely managed to escape by using my otherworldly strength to blow this insanely deep hole in the ground leading me all the way to China, and from there flying back to the US. It was insane, but it brought me here, next to you.

This kind of stuff makes me want to move to New York. Looks like my kind of city. Superheroes, supervillains, super-prices.

Oh and the Force is a lie.

via gothamist.com



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