Mexico’s federal police says it has arrested El Brad Pitt (real name Marco Antonio Guzman) and two of his alleged accomplices on the the U.S. border state of Chihuahua on Wednesday. El Brad Pitt is accused of looking nothing like Brad Pitt (a crime against beautiful people) and of leading the armed wing of the Juarez drug cartel in northern Mexico.
Sources inside the Juarez cartel say La Angelina Jolie is absolutely devastated by her husband’s capture and that she may have to adopt another Ethiopian boy to help her cope with her loss.
