Christians are flocking to Ontario, Canada, to witness what many are calling a modern miracle. The face of Jesus Christ clearly visible in an ultrasound done on the left testicle of a 45-year-old man.
One believer who made the pilgrimage had this to say: “God is speaking to us through this man’s balls. He’s telling us that his son will be coming soon. As a Christian, I am very excited!”
Also excited about the discovery was the man’s wife, Angelica, a devout Christian. She was worried that her twenty years of marital blowjobs would condemn her to an eternity in hell, but the news that she was in fact kissing Jesus Christ made her feel an immense sense of relief.
via telegraph
