
Too lazy to go out to the store and buy your kid some ice cream? Just shoot heroin in his neck, it’s better than ice cream! At least according to Jose Velasquez, whose 9-year-old son claims his dad injected him with heroin at least 10 times.
Unsurprisingly, the man’s family believes Jose is a “good man” and a “good father.” The police don’t think so, though, and have arrested him. If convicted, the model father is facing up to 4 years in prison. Which is an incredibly short sentence for such a fucked up action, but at the same time long enough for Jose to get injected with more semen than a female sperm whale.


