On your keyboard, downloading porn.
You know that “my dog ate my homework” excuse children sometimes use for not having done their homework? This 49-year-old man from Florida did something similar, except he blamed his cat. For downloading child porn on his computer. When he wasn’t looking.
He said that “sometimes he would leave the computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard and he would come back to the computer and find strange things on his computer.” What a believable excuse! Maybe this kid who was banned from ever entering the U.S. should also blame his cat for writing the abusive email he tried to send to Obama.
Back to the first guy though, police didn’t buy his porn addicted cat story so he will be imprisoned until early-2022. His cat was not charged (there’s still justice in the world!).
via thesmokinggun
