This is how the U.K. Ministry of Defense redacted sensitive information that could have jeopardized its fleet of nuclear subs:
The hamster powering HMS Astute is getting old, could die if scared by a loud noise.
Katy Perry has sweet sweet breasteses.
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Luckily for them, it was a Daily Star Sunday reporter who discovered the error of their ways and not the bad guys. A former Army officer said the leak could have been “potentially catastrophic,” the details being “hugely interesting” to U.K.’s enemies (whoever those may be).
The Daily Star Sunday will not publish any information that could jeopardise Britain’s fleet of nuclear subs.
But we can reveal the bombshell revelations contained in the secret paragraphs include an expert opinion on exactly how much of a structural failure could cause a deadly core meltdown.
Such a disaster could, in certain circumstances, be caused by a lone rogue sailor, experts said yesterday.
The ability of the nuke fleet’s reactors to cope with another potentially catastrophic accident – which we won’t detail – is described as “unacceptable” in the report.
Who needs WikiLeaks or spies when you’ve got tech rookies manning sensitive positions?
