"Best friends forever! Give me a kiss Chavez."

Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez and Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad share a special bond, one that requires complete insanity from both. I’m talking about the corrupt dictator presidential BFF bond.

Recently the two have become so close that they have started referring to each other as lovers “brothers.” And since they’re intellectually impaired brothers, it’s only natural that they are working together to build a “new world order,” free of the evil United States influence.

“Imperialism has reached a decisive phase of decline and is headed, like an elephant, to its graveyard”, Mr Chavez said. (I don’t get the elephant analogy, but I’m sure it’s because it’s simply too advanced for my simple brain)

“The enemies of our nations will go one day”, said Mr Ahmadinejad.

“This is the promise of God and the promise of God will definitely be fulfilled”.

Definitely. lol

BBC



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