Don't worry if you don't get it.
E! Online writes that Paramount Pictures has acquired the rights to Justin Bieber’s life story and is planning to make a biopic starring the kid with the lesbian haircut “teen sensation.”
That’s gonna be one hell of an easy documentary to make, since the kid is what… 11? And the fact that they’ll make it 3D comes to show it’s going to be the worst documentary you’ll (hopefully not) watch in 2011. I mean seriously, what in the life of a 16yo is going to fill around 5 minutes 90 minutes of film? 30 minutes of performance footage, 30 minutes of watching his pubes grow in gross 3D and the final 30 minutes will probably be of him explaining why he doesn’t know what Germany is and why he keeps running into glass doors and walls. Without 3D, that movie would have nothing going for it (it doesn’t anyway, but Bieber fans will fall for it).
And I can already see Justin Bieber’s mother at the documentary premiere telling stories of when he was little. The stories will be from a few months ago.
The film sounds like a good alternative if you’re bored of watching paint dry, or feel that it demands too much intellectual effort. That’s right Bieber fans, I think you’re idiots.
PS: Canada, please do something aboot this.
Pingback: Conveyancing Solicitor