The Supreme Leader.
If North Korea’s Kim Jong-il ever quits his gig as a dictator (highry unrikry) and needs another job, he won’t have any problems finding one. That is because his skills and achievements are absolutely glorious! So glorious that when you hear them you’ll instantly start worshiping him as your new Supreme Overlord. Don’t believe me? Check them.
- The first time he touched a golf club, Kim reportedly shot a 38-under par round on North Korea’s only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.
- He can alter weather with the power of his mind.
- He learned to walk at 3 weeks and was talking at 8.
- He wrote six full operas in two years, “all of which are better than any in the history of music.” (quoted from his official biography)
- He wrote 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University.
- He is an expert on all aspects of the film industry.
- He managed to have 4 children even though he’s got the world’s smallest penis.
