Silly Homer.
In what is being termed as pure Wall street Gordon Gecko tactics, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has decided to make an offer of $150 billion to buy out Facebook. Inside sources within the kingdom suggest that he is very upset with Mark Zukerberg for allowing the revolt to get out of control.
Are you kidding me!? Oh, you are. But don’t tell the Tehran Times, they still think it’s a real story. Shhhh.
Man, I can’t wait until they discover The Onion. They’re gonna be so mad when they find out NASA found God and killed him!
