"Test day at last! Now I can show off on a federal level."

This is just to give you some context: some random web designer from Western New York is claiming 84 percent of social media giant Facebook, claiming that he has CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s signature on a contract giving him the ownership stake. PCMag.com writes:

Addressing a U.S. District Judge, a Facebook lawyer admitted that she was “unsure” that the signature on contract was, in fact, Zuckerberg. [...] The lawyer, Lisa Simpson added, however, that the company has, “serious questions” about the document. - (bolding is mine)

There! Read that bolded part!

See, nerdy cartoon kids like Lisa can get awesome careers in real-life. I bet she can buy a whole pony farm now, and a fabric softener factory for Homer.

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On another note though, why did they get Lisa Simpson? Was Lionel Hutz unavailable?



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