According to a Texas police report, a man punched his wife in the face because she didn’t like his Facebook status.
According to the complaint, Benito Apolinar posted a comment on his Facebook page about the anniversary of his mother’s passing, but Dolores Apolinar did not click on the “like” button beneath the update.
Benito Apolinar reportedly told his wife that “he had so many comments on his status” and was apparently unhappy that she did not respond to the post.
“That’s amazing everyone ‘likes’ my status but you, you’re my wife. You should be the first one to ‘like’ my status,” he allegedly told his wife.
According to Apolinar’s statement regarding the battery, Dolores Apolinar had hit herself in the face and hit him the eyebrow area with her cell phone.
Thank God it was just a missed “like.” Can you imagine what would have happened if the woman would have have forgotten to send him Farmville gifts? This could have been a murder.
Also, what the f*ck Facebook-dwelling people?
via currentargus
