Always put a helmet on your weaponized cat.
This story will give the word “catfight” a whole new meaning, and I don’t mean to laugh but… really? A cat? haha
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A 49-year-old Hoboken man was arrested Tuesday after he beat his girlfriend with a cat and punched her in the back and back of her head, according to police reports.
Since the original article didn’t mention details, I’m going to go ahead and speculate that the man was a doctor and wanted to, you know, just give her a cat scan. ZING!
On a serious note though, domestic violence is not funny. But when a victim of domestic violence is beaten with a cat, it becomes funny as hell. It’s the purrfect crime that leaves no marks.
via nj.com
