A man was treating himself to some smoldering hot videos inside a private booth at a San Francisco porn store when all of a sudden OMG HE’S BURNING.
After his clothes disintegrated and the fire died out, he was hospitalized with third degree burns over 90% of his body. He is still in critical condition at the St. Francis Memorial Hospital.
Arson investigators say they don’t have an official explanation as to why the man caught fire, but I have my theories. The guy either found the holy grail of porn videos or he’s The Flash and used his super-speed power in an inappropriate way. It’s also entirely possible that he’s Pyro. Or God punished him for masturbating.
Anyway, here’s a video showing what happened. What do you think?
