As Mel Gibson flees the USA, Tiger Woods and Chris Brown offer help

Mel Gibson wrote that. (via amazingaustralia.com)

Mel Gibson’s dirty racist self decided to move back to Australia, where he grew up and practiced phone shouting in the outback, while riding wild kangaroos. He sold his New York mansion, put his Malibu home for sale, and told his imaginary friends that leaving the USA is for the best. But they couldn’t let him leave without offering some friendly help.

Chris Brown:  “Oksana needs a bat to the side of the head, Mel. Want me to come over?”

Tiger Woods:  “I’ll take her off your hands. You know how I feel Mel, if she’s White she’s alright, if she’s Black send her back.”

Update: apparently Mel Gibson won’t be leaving the US after all.