Do I look nuts to you? Do I?
“OMG HOW??!?!” you might ask. To which I will answer with: he didn’t physically kill himself. He just killed his public figure self. Fo’ realz this time.
According to radaronline.com:
Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her “raped by a pack of n***ers,” and his words are on audio tape.
Radar has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
“You’re an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”
Mel’s profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a “whore” and “c**t”.
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: “How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice.”
He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”
See what he did there at the end? Did you see that joke? LOL, that’s probably the most impeccably placed joke ever. Which Mel should be happy about, because now that his movie career is probably flushed down the toilet he can at least start a new career as a racist stand-up comedian that lives in a cardboard box outside comedy clubs.
But seriously, it’s a shame that he can’t control himself. I really liked him in Edge of Darkness. Other than the contracts that are already in progress, he’s probably going to be box-office poison from now on.
The funny thing is, one of his upcoming flicks, called “How I Spent My Summer Vacation,” has this plot: “A career criminal racist (Gibson) nabbed by Mexican authorities is placed in a tough prison asylum where he learns to survive control his racist brain with the help of a 9-year-old boy.”
Update: leaked tape
Update (7/19/2010): a Twitter hoax seems to have a lot of people tricked that Mel Gibson killed himself.
