Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store. To rob it.
Wait wait, I have another one.
What did the cat burglar say to the store clerk? CAN I HAS YOUR MONEY?
The NY Post writes that a catwoman robber is on the loose in New York City. They say she robbed several stores of nearly $600 and never licked herself (very weird).
Why does this matter to me? Well, check the picture below, it contains two reasons.
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The real one is not this sexy. (click image for the real pic)
