As you probably know already, the undisputed hide and seek world champion, Osama Bin Laden, was found and killed yesterday by U.S. special forces at a mansion in Pakistan. It is believed he died happy, having lived long enough to see the royal wedding.
It’s still unclear how the U.S. managed to locate him, but some speculate that it happened because he bought an iPhone and registered on the PlayStation Network using his real address.
Anyway, what really matters is that the #1 enemy of the West got sent to terrorist paradise. He’s got 99 virgins and a female ain’t one. 
This girl didn't even exist in 2001, but who cares! 'Merica! 'Merica!
Joking aside, what does his death mean?
Well, other than marking “the most significant achievement to date” in the war against terrorism and boosting Obama‘s ego/ratings, not much. The Patriot Act won’t be undone, troops won’t be sent back home, the TSA will keep touching your soft spots and suicide bombers will continue chasing virgins by blowing their loads in crowded places (that came out wrong).
Mr. Obama said the killing of Mr. bin Laden won’t be the end of the war against Islamic extremism. But he stressed that “the United States is not and never will be at war with Islam.” Mr. bin Laden, the President said, was never a Muslim leader; he was a mass murderer of Muslims as well as others.
Also, because stopping Bin Laden only took 10 years, this happened:
“Al-Qaeda is an organization that evolved into an ideology, with Osama bin Laden’s message receiving widespread attention in the Muslim world. Clearly, the ideology will survive Osama bin Laden’s death.”
And for those of you who missed it on the news, this is the cave crib where Osama was staying.
The 3 story "cave" Osama Bin Laden was hiding in.
Donald Trump hasn’t commented on Bin Laden’s death yet, but when he does he’s expected to want to see his long form death certificate.
