Want to hear something crazy? Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

Want to hear something crazy and coherent? Russian astronauts are allowed to carry rocket launchers in space.

Want to hear something crazy and true? The top Taliban leader is a 16-year-old kid on Facebook. How do I know? It’s simple.

During a heated Twitter flamewar between the International Security Assistance Force (@ISAFmedia) and the Taliban (@ABalkhi), the latter group has accidentally revealed more than it intended to:

@ISAFmedia: Re: Taliban spox on #Kabul attack: the outcome is inevitable. Question is how much longer will terrorist put innocent Afghans in harm’s way?”

 

Taliban @ABalkhi: @ISAFmedia i dnt knw.u hve bn pttng thm n ‘harm’s way’ fr da pst 10 yrs.Razd whole vllgs n mrkts.n stil hv da nrve to tlk bout ‘harm’s way’

And below is a photo showing a screencap from a Taliban phone found in an Afghan desert somewhere.

Put 2 and 2 together and the conclusion is as clear as day: The top Taliban leader is a 16-year-old kid.

The Pirate Bay turned 8 today! Free torrents for everyone, RIAA be damned!

Here be a toast to your riches and wealth
We drink to your longevity and health
May ye continue to terrorize on land and sea
Live a full life of pillaging and tyranny

 

We proclaim “Long live the Pirate King!”
With you merrily we dance and sing
So let’s take up our chalice and tankard
Once again we wish ye well, ye lucky bastard!

 

Capt Awake
For Piracies’ Sake

After several self-shot phone pictures of Scarlett Johansson appeared on the web earlier today (as the result of an alleged cell-phone hack), the actress called in the FBI to contain her hotness.

“The FBI is aware of the alleged hacking incident and is looking into it,” an FBI official told FoxNews.com.

A totally understandable course of action, because if left unchecked this kind of hotness leak could start something worse than the Texas wildfires.

And because I support the FBI, I’ll be looking into this matter too – starting with the two photos below.

The world may have commemorated the 10th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks last Sunday, but the day had another significance for Japan. It marked six months since the devastating earthquake and tsunami of March 11.

What you can see below are some recent before/after images from the region, to illustrate the difference 6 months can make.