Not that anyone really cares anymore at this point, but the results from Amy Winehouse’s toxicology test are back. And what’s surprising about them is that contrary to everyone’s initial guesses, authorities say no illegal substances were detected in Amy’s system at the time of her death. The only substance they found in her alcohol was blood, but it’s too soon to tell if it played a role in her death. (Get it? They found blood in her alcohol. Oh the joy of being easily amused.)

Of course, this doesn’t mean the years of (illegal) drugs didn’t take a toll on her body or that the involvement of drugs has been completely ruled out. It’s still entirely possible that she OD’d on “legal” drugs.

Bruce A. Goldberger, a toxicology professor at the University of Florida, said the negative toxicology result does not completely rule out the involvement of a drug or a combination of drugs that could have been missed by the testing procedures or were metabolized before the test.

 

He said some prescription drugs, illicit drugs and “designer” drugs can escape detection.

Anyway, since the toxicology report has been released on the day Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith allegedly called it quits and nobody wants to hear about Amy’s death, here’s your reward for checking out this post:

source abcnews

Do you know how dictators know when their time in power is over? It’s not when rebels occupy their capital city or when Obama releases a statement saying they dun’ goof’d.

It’s when Taiwan’s Next Media Animation news network does a mock rundown of their fall from power. That is the ultimate confirmation. And Gaddafi just got dun’ mock’d.

After many months (six?) of incessant fighting between Libyan rebel troops and the forces of Col. Muammar Gaddafi, the war-torn country may soon embrace a future without the carpet-wearing man as its leader.

Rebel fighters made significant advances over the weekend, taking control of many of the capital’s (Tripoli) streets and capturing three of Gaddafi’s sons (one of them escaped after being captured), and even though the fighting continues and Gaddafi’s whereabouts are unknown, many are already calling it GG. Among them is President Barack Obama, who released a statement earlier saying:

The situation is still very fluid. There remains a degree of uncertainty and there are still regime elements who pose a threat. But this much is clear: The Gaddafi regime is coming to an end, and the future of Libya is in the hands of its people.

And finally, the only news that most people really care about: Oil prices are falling together with the Libyan regime. Driving a gas guzzler doesn’t cost a fortune anymore! Time to take that ol’ truck out for a spin.