Paul the octopus receives death threats, feels “gangsta”

Keepin' it gangsta.

Paul the octopus, who I mentioned in a previous post, is receiving death threats from enraged soccer fans.

Argentinians blame their team’s loss on him and are threatening to bring out some tasty octopus recipes, and so are Germans, who are mad because the octopus predicted their loss to Spain.

But Paul is not phased by the threats. He has complete confidence in his bodyguards and believes his “brothers” would never let anything bad happen to him. When asked if he could use his psychic powers to predict whether he will be cooked or not, he replied with: “… *bubble* … .”

There are some things that nobody can protect him from, though. For example, Peter Griffin.