Steve Jobs is not only the most influential person in gaming, science, technology, literature, culture, art, and history, he is also a God. Or should I say, the God?
Following the latest global trends of Jobs ass-kissing, Pope Benedict XVI has declared the recently passed Apple businessman “the new God.” He suggested that children should stop praying to the old God and start praying to Steve Jobs, because he is infinitely more influential. The Pope also suggested that “the second coming of Christ” be renamed to “the second coming of Jobs.”
An important part of the ongoing transition from Jesus to Jobs will be the switch from the Holy Bible to the Holy iPad, which the Pope says is a much more “intelligent design” than a book with paper pages.
