Because porn stars aren’t usually the best writers in the world they may find it difficult to write a book, let alone publish and/or sell it. That is, if they attempt to do things the ordinary way (which involves good writing and reviews).
Oriana Small, stage name Ashley Blue, is a porn star who found a way around those limitations by deciding to put a piece of herself into her autobiography. And I don’t mean that in a deep, metaphorical way. She didn’t pour her soul into the book’s pages, sweating blood as she wrote each phrase. No, no. She just integrated some of her assets into the book – literally.
“Jacketed in handmade Japanese paper by designer Ted Nava, including one bulbous Oriana Small pubic hair plucked by Small herself and inserted into each sheet of dust jacket paper as it dries.”
The pube paper edition of her Girlvert: A Porno Memoir autobiography sells for $200 and there are only 50 available copies (ran out of pubes that fast?).
I hope to god the chicks in “2 girls 1 cup” won’t ever think about writing a book. That would probably be the most disgusting thing ever created by a human being. I feel dirty just thinking about it.
