The guy’s name is Christopher Chaney, and for the alleged crime of hacking into the phones and email accounts of Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Mila Kunis and other celebs, the 35-year-old virgin stands to lose access to his social life for up to 121 years. I guess the purpose of that would be to give him ample time to think about what he’s done, although that sounds like something that could be rather enjoyable, plusI don’t think he’d miss his social life (what social life?) that much.
“I wasn’t attempting to break into e-mails and get stuff to sell or purposely put it on the Internet,” Chaney said. “It just happened and snowballed … [I] didn’t know how to stop.”
There there, man, you’re like the Jesus of fappers. You gave up your freedom for our pleasure.
via blog.thedaily
