Get it, seamen?
A study conducted by three evolutionary psychologists at the State University of New York has found that beside nourishing and protecting sperm cells, semen is also an antidepressant.
The study, which surveyed 293 college women at SUNY Albany about intercourse with and without condoms and then gave them a standard test of mood, showed that women whose vaginas were exposed to semen (i.e. absorbed it in their bloodstream) showed significantly better mood.
Among women who “always” or “usually” used condoms, about 20 percent reported suicidal thoughts, but among those who used condoms only “sometimes,” the figure was much lower, 7 percent, and among women who “never” used condoms, only 5 percent reported suicidal thoughts.
The more you swallow know!
PS: It looks like it’s time for me to sacrifice my life for the sake of humanity and help cure depression, one woman at a time.
