Not allowed!
Alan Poindexter, NASA commander, told a reporter who asked about “the consequences if astronauts boldly went where probably no others have been” that sex on the International Space Station is prohibited.
The decision is, of course, completely understandable. Really, it is.
Imagine if birth control fails and a baby results from astronaut space fun. What nationality would it be? Would it be an alien – space alien? And what if that space baby grows up to become the president of the United States? He would be the first alien (versus predator) president, and would probably sign a compulsory anal probing law during his first week in office. That would of course please the gay community, but for the rest of us that thought is not too exciting. And that would only be the beginning of it… the rest is too graphic to be described.
In all seriousness though, I don’t want to be an astronaut anymore. I thought being an astronaut could be a lot of fun, but it turns out it’s quite limiting. I can bet alcohol and drugs are also banned. Bummer.
I wonder how long until some porn producer picks up the concept. Any guesses?
