
Between planning the world’s next big terrorist attack, waiting for couriers to deliver his messages and evading the United States, Osama Bin Naughty Laden filled his time just like any other man in his situation would. He watched porn.
US officials have revealed today that an “extensive stash of pornography” was discovered in Bin Laden’s Abbottabad lair. My guess is that out of the hundreds of flash drives recovered by the SEAL team from his residence, at least three quarters had nothing but porn on them.


