Having grown tired of reading about religious figures who got caught molesting underage boys, a Texas youth pastor (not pictured above) decided to take his schlong things into his own hands and change the situation.
The pastor, Thomas Fortenberry, organized a game of “Fear Factor” which involved honey being poured over four underage girls at his church (again, not pictured above). Drenching four honeys in honey is already pretty perverted, but our man had bigger plans.
He held the contest near his church, because it had showers to allow the four girls to clean themselves up afterwards. And in preparation for that event he equipped the showers with a hidden camera. wink wink stroke stroke
As the teenage girls took off their clothes and stepped into the showers to wash away the honey, the camera recorded everything. Fortenberry’s plan had worked and nobody found out about it. Until three years later (this August), when he went full retard and confessed to one of the girls that he had recorded her in the shower that day.
Unfortunately, at this point the incident was beyond the statute of limitations for improper photography/visual recording and the charges against him could not be pursued.
The lesson to be learned from this? Don’t let your kids take showers at the church. Or, perhaps more importantly, don’t let your kids play a game in which a pastor (or anyone else for that matter) pours honey over their bodies.
via thesmokinggun
