Why didn't I think of this?

Angela Duran used to be just another regular woman living in the Spanish city of Vigo Galicia, with nothing grand going on in her life. But then she filed papers claiming ownership of the Sun. A ludicrous thing to do, I know, but thanks to a hole in Spanish legislature she managed to actually acquire ownership of the star.

“I now have a certificate that says I am the owner of the Sun, described as a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 miles …’.”

“I am trying to have it recognised internationally. Then I plan to make a tax for solar power users.”

She added: “I will use 50 per cent for a Sun state budget, 20 per cent for solar pensioners, another 20 per cent for research and health and 10 per cent to end hunger on earth.”

Thanks a lot, Spain.

PS: Her ownership of the Sun is probably only recognized in Spain.
PPS: Women… always thinking about money.

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